Report: Laura Acquires Another Nice House
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports from the sleepy Minnesota town indicate that Laura Ingalls Wilder has fallen ass backwards into another
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Editorial: Laura and Almanzo Are Going to Have to Get Over This Bickering If I’m Going to Keep Avoiding Adding Rooms
Anyone who knows me knows that I didn’t want Half Pint getting married before she was 18 years old. I
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Albert’s Morphine Addiction Overshadows Everything Charles Has to Catch Up On
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Residents have recently reported their disappointment that Albert’s morphine addiction totally overshadowed everything else that had happened
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Albert to Spend Dying Days Where He Became Ingalls Without Most of Ingalls Family
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reports indicate that former Walnut Grove resident Albert Ingalls has returned to the town to await his death.
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Just Another Day At Ingalls Dinner Table
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The Ingalls family reports that today has just been your typical day around the family dinner table. “Dinner
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Heartwarming: Nine Year Old Girl and Middle Aged Banker Become Best Friends
Walnut Grove, Minn.- This small, tight-knit farming community just became a little more tight-knit. In an unlikely pairing, nine year
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Woman Who Lied About Getting Married Embarrassed By Man Who Does Bird Calls
Phoenix, Ariz.-Recent reports indicate that a woman who lied to her family about getting married is embarrassed by a man
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Breaking: Business Operations Temporarily Cease in Walnut Grove
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources report that business operations have temporarily ceased in Walnut Grove while everyone helps Charles Ingalls stack grain.
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Ingalls Vacation in Town Where They Have Tons of Baggage
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that Charles and Caroline Ingalls have returned to Walnut Grove, a small town in
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Eliza Jane Wonders What Albert Is Up To These Days
Minneapolis, Minn.-Following Eliza Jane’s colossal embarrassment with Harve Miller and her subsequent relocation, it seems that she has been wondering
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Insane Family Brings Dog To Fair, Lets It Run Loose All Day
Redwood, Minn.- Recent reports from the Redwood County Fair indicate that the Ingalls family brought their family dog, Bandit, to
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Prankster With Little Regard For Environment Litters
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports following a prank Laura Ingalls executed have townsfolk in Walnut Grove noticing that the girl apparently
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Report: Miss Beadle Totally Making Out
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Miss Beadle totally made out with a man during the lunch break, students report. Mary Ingalls sat outside
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Nellie’s Restaurant Unveils New Slogan
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Nellie’s Restaurant, long known for its subpar service, is unveiling a new slogan this week: “Where else are
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Just Once Charles Would Like Grange Trip Without Teenage Drama
Minneapolis, Minn.-Charles Ingalls, Hero Township’s representative for the Grange, has expressed disappointment that yet another convention is tainted with drama.
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Report: Charles Learned Nothing From Blind School Fire
Walnut Grove, Minn.-It has recently become apparent through an act of smoking in bed that Charles Ingalls learned nothing in
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Nels Oleson Finds Nothing Wrong With Offering Extra Fireworks To Child
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that Nels Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, finds nothing objectionable about giving extra fireworks to
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Jonathan Garvey Searches For Unknown Daughter In Wake Of ChatGPT News
Walnut Grove, Minn.-A wave of confusion and gossip is flying through Walnut Grove thanks to the latest revelations by ChatGPT
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Harriet Oleson Receives Shipment of Pumpkin Spice Merchandise
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reports indicate that Harriet Oleson has received a shipment of pumpkin spice merchandise in advance of the fall
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Report: Whoa, Albert Has Suit?
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that the town is surprised to learn that Albert Ingalls owns a full-fledged suit. The
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Mrs. Foster Unveils Twins
Walnut Grove, Minn.– The recent arrival of women’s rights activist Elizabeth Smith has caused quite a stir, the least of
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Woman Enters Phase Of Life Where She Steals People’s Thunder
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports indicate that a local woman has had a change of life. Caroline Ingalls, wife of
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AITA? Prairie Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Welcome back to another Prairie edition of AITA! Today, we hear from a local young man, Albert,
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Editorial: How To Land A Job
Hey, we know it’s tough out there when you’re looking for a job. Sometimes the job application process seems endless
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Nels Oleson Starting To Regret Offering More Window Panes For Charles
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports indicate that Nels Oleson feels pangs of regret after offering additional cuts of glass to
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Report: Rabbits Are A Commitment And You Can’t Just Set Them Free Because You Decided To Blow Up The Town
Walnut Grove, Minn. – As troubling as the recent events are that led the town of Walnut Grove to the
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Charles Ingalls Gives City Too Much Credit In Development Of Albert’s Problems
Burr Oak, Iowa- Recent reports indicate that Charles Ingalls is giving the city too much credit in the development of
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Man In Top 1% of Law School Class Fails To Get Job Offer In Writing
Sleepy Eye, Minn.– A man who claims to have finished law school in the top one percent of his class
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Albert Dreams Pa A Legend Among Indigenous Peoples
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In an eventful dream that Albert Ingalls had during a daytime nap that preceded the Halloween party
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Years of Close Friendship Reduced to Single Dismissive Sentence
Walnut Grove, Minn.-As Laura Ingalls Wilder reflected upon her childhood memories with her adopted brother, Albert, in the face of
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Pain of Jack’s Passing Eased by Pa’s Smooth Chest
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The recent tragic passing of Jack, beloved dog of the Ingalls family, has been somewhat eased by Charles
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Am I the Asshole?: Prairie Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Harriet Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, recently wrote to The Prairie Review to defend a recommendation she recently
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Quiet Quitting Trend Hits Walnut Grove
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In recent developments, it appears that the latest trend of “quiet quitting” has hit this little town of
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Editorial: “Just What Went On Here?”
I’ve been a drinking man. I’ve been a gamblin’ man. I’m trying to get Willie to like tobacco. Heck, I’ve
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Worst Part of Ma’s Vacation is Seeing Little House Made Fancy
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Contrary to popular belief, neither watching someone else’s kids nor blowing up the town constituted the worst
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Breaking: Charles Ingalls Manages to Reform Family Without Farm Labor
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In an unprecedented series of events, local farmer and lay family reformer Charles Ingalls has managed to reform
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Man Who Recently Added Curtain to Loft Asserts That House Size Unrelated to Happiness
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Local man Charles Ingalls, who recently conceded to the necessity of a privacy curtain in the loft of
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Fashion Icons of the Prairie: Mr. Simms Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Welcome back to Fashion Icons of the Prairie, the column where we analyze the stylings of some
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Albert Has Second Bad Experience With Pipe
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports following the fundraiser picnic at the School for the Blind indicate that Albert Ingalls has suffered
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Even Isaiah Edwards Thinks It’s Time To Give Up Braids
Walnut Grove, Minn.-It appears that Isaiah Edwards, who recently desired death following a tragic accident, made the effort to suggest
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Fashion Icons of the Prairie: Laura Ingalls Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Welcome back to Fashion Icons of the Prairie, the column where we break down the style of the
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Am I the Asshole?: Prairie Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recently, Alice Garvey wrote to The Prairie Review with a problem she was having in her personal life.
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New Evidence Suggests Charles Ingalls Penned Lyrics to ‘No Sugar Tonight’ Nearly a Century Earlier Than The Guess Who
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Newly surfaced evidence suggests that Charles Ingalls can add songwriter to his resume. The song, “No Sugar Tonight”
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Charles Ingalls Takes Many Risks But Draws The Line At Elevator Ride
Milwaukee, Wisconsin– Charles Ingalls, a man who is reported to have taken many risks with nary the batting of an
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Fashion Icons of the Prairie: Rachel Peel Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Welcome back to Fashion Icons of the Prairie, the column where we look at our favorite people from
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Caroline Ingalls Reveals Secret Best Friends
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent events surrounding local blind artist Annie Crane took many surprising turns, the most shocking of which
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Fashion Icons of the Prairie: Charles Ingalls Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Welcome back to Fashion Icons of the Prairie, the column where we pay tribute to the fashionable folks
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Invasive Species Returns to Walnut Grove
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that an invasive species that had been previously eradicated from Walnut Grove has returned
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Fashion Icons of the Prairie: Isaiah Edwards Edition
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Welcome to The Prairie Review’s newest column, Fashion Icons of the Prairie! In this column, we pay tribute
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Do’s and Don’ts of Racing Wagons With Your In-Law
Walnut Grove, Minn.- So you’ve just gotten married and acquired some in-laws. Congratulations! Now you might be wondering what the
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Charles Puts a Little Something Special in Pipe, Finally Understands Carrie
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In a surprising turn of recent events, Charles Ingalls admits that one day he put a little
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Town Admits Lack of Bell at Blind School a Form of Entertainment
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In a shocking revelation, residents of Walnut Grove admit that the lack of alert system at the blind
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Report: Almanzo Wilder Wants to Remind Everyone He Has Punched Children Twice
Walnut Grove, Minn.– In light of the sensationalism surrounding the Oscars altercation between Will Smith and Chris Rock, Almanzo Wilder
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Ingalls Family Shocked to Learn Laura Had Remembrance Book All Along
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The Ingalls are surprised by Laura’s revelation of her remembrance book at the recent family Thanksgiving gathering. It
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Charles Ingalls Has Another Bad Experience in City
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports confirm that Charles Ingalls, freshly returned to his humble abode after a visit to Milwaukee, had
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New Sources Suggest Failure to Cite Source as Cause of John Jr.’s Death
Chicago, Ill.– New sources suggest that John Sanderson, Jr.’s death may have been caused by failure to properly cite a
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All Knowledge of Societal Customs Flee as Jonathan and Charles Enter Sleepy Eye Eatery
Sleepy Eye, Minn.-Jonathan Garvey and Charles Ingalls of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, recently entered a restaurant in Sleepy Eye where sources
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Woman Gives Daughter Outdated Dress to Wear to Chicago Cotillion
Chicago, Ill.–Attendees of a recent cotillion in the city have reported sightings of a girl who wore a clearly outdated
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Children of Walnut Grove Manage to Survive Day in Miss Beadle’s Care
Walnut Grove, Minn.– In a surprising bout of unexpected good news, it seems that the children of Walnut Grove have
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Town of People Who Walk Miles Every Day Too Lazy To Take Down Sign
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources reveal that in the same town in which inhabitants frequently traverse several miles a day by foot
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Tinker Jones: Single and Ready to Mingle
Looking for a date for Valentine’s Day? Let us introduce you to Walnut Grove’s most eligible bachelor, Tinker Jones! Tinker
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Boys Fight Over Girl Like Tragedy Didn’t Just Happen
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent events in Walnut Grove have indicated that the old adage “boys will be boys” holds true
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Reverend Alden Takes Wife, Is Never Seen With Her Again
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Residents have recently realized that Reverend Alden’s wife has not been seen since the day the man of
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Laura Briefly Wonders What Happened With Eliza Jane and Mort
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Eliza Jane Wilder’s recent arrival to assist her brother Almanzo following his illness and stroke has caused Laura
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Laura Makes It Through Entire Summer in Arizona Without Asking About Harve Once
Undisclosed Location, Arizona–Recent reports indicate that while the summer class in which Laura Ingalls Wilder and her sister-in-law Eliza Jane
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Jack Endures Another Long Walk Behind Wagon
Deadwood, South Dakota–Disturbing allegations have been made against Charles Ingalls in regards to his treatment of the family dog, Jack.
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Isaiah Edwards’ Life Problems Culminate in Leaving Primate Unattended at Home
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Disturbing reports from the acquaintances of Isaiah Edwards indicate that– in what can only be described as an
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Adam Kendall Wouldn’t Have Been So Afraid of River If He Knew He Was One Accident Away From Sight
Sleepy Eye, Minn.–Recent recipient of restored sight Adam Kendall now recalls a prior incident in which he wishes he had
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Journalism Prophet Predicts Coining of ‘Yellow Journalism’
New York, New York–The recent sensationalistic tactics used by William Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer in this city to increase
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Psycho Carves Initials Into Tree Minutes After Meeting Man
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Laura Wilder’s recent attack of Brenda Sue Longworth in the streets of Walnut Grove has residents remembering
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Amazing! Adam Kendall Finishes Law School In Only 8 Episodes
Sleepy Eye, Minn.-Residents of Sleepy Eye are astonished by Adam Kendall’s return a mere eight episodes after beginning law school.
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Charles Ingalls Punches Man, Cries, Laughs Uproariously
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In what is proving to be a common occurrence, Charles Ingalls punched a man and then cried.
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Report: Seems Like Doc Baker Should Be A Little Fatter From All The Pie
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Residents of Walnut Grove are marveling at Doc Baker’s relatively trim body in light of how much
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Charles Ingalls Suspected of Injuring Self on Purpose to Have Excuse to go Shirtless
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In the latest occurrence of Charles Ingalls’s injuries, it is suspected by some that the man injures himself
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“Going to be nice having a working poet around Walnut Grove”, says Man Who Reads Same Book Every Night
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In recent exciting news for the sleepy town of Walnut Grove, a representative from The Pathfinder is going
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Charles Ingalls Can’t Wait to See What Tragedies Lie Ahead in the New Year
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The New Year: a time to start fresh, set some goals, and reevaluate your life and ambitions. This
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Entire Ingalls Family Asleep Before Midnight
Walnut Grove, Minn.-It appears that despite best efforts, the entire Ingalls family fell asleep before midnight and missed the chance
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Men of Walnut Grove to Donate Eye Brow Hair to Locks of Love
Walnut Grove, Minn.- The men of Walnut Grove are excited to report that they have enough eye brow hair to
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Karen Grassle’s New Book Reveals That She Thinks Caroline Should Have Waited to Have Kids, Focused on Career First
Karen Grassle, known to Little House on the Prairie viewers as the beloved Caroline “Ma” Ingalls, has made her own
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This Christmas Marks Yet Another Silent Holiday For Adam Kendall, Esq.
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Yet another holiday has passed where Adam Kendall remained largely silent around the Ingalls’ dinner table. Adam
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Man Who Built House From Trees on Treeless Prairie and Man Who Can’t Find Good Christmas Tree Same Man, Sources Report
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In a surprising paradox, local jack-of-all trades Charles Ingalls once built a house from trees on a treeless
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Lars Hanson Emphasizes That He Was Thanking Mary for Actually Putting Walnut Grove on Map
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In a recent follow-up to the town celebration that occurred upon Mary Ingalls’s return to Walnut Grove from
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Charles Ingalls To Host Farm Reform Camp
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Citing his many successes with reforming people’s problems by making them work on his farm, Charles Ingalls
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Tasting Morphine Doc Baker’s Favorite Part of Job
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources in Walnut Grove report that Doc Baker’s favorite part of his job seems to be taste testing
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Charles Ingalls Reveals Dark History Behind Lack of Decorations in the Little House
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The little house that Charles Ingalls built for his family when they arrived in Walnut Grove has long
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Grange Sets Time Limit on Stirring Monologues
Chicago, Ill.-Following yet another stirring monologue by Charles Ingalls, the Grange has set time limits on the amount of time
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Lars Hanson Schedules Retreat for Mill Employees
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Lars Hanson has scheduled a work retreat for the employees of Hanson Lumber Company. Lars, Charles Ingalls,
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It’s Okay, Carrie Just Having Flashback
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Visitors to the Ingalls residence were recently caught off guard when Carrie, the third daughter of
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Reverend Alden Would Like to Sing Something Else for a Change
Walnut Grove, Minn.– In a shocking recent interview, Walnut Grove’s own beloved Reverend Alden has revealed that he is sick
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Walnut Grove: Barnmuda Triangle?
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Residents of the sleepy Minnesota town have revealed a theory that something mysterious and dark may have been
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