Report: Laura Acquires Another Nice House
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports from the sleepy Minnesota town indicate that Laura Ingalls Wilder has fallen ass backwards into another
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Editorial: Laura and Almanzo Are Going to Have to Get Over This Bickering If I’m Going to Keep Avoiding Adding Rooms
Anyone who knows me knows that I didn’t want Half Pint getting married before she was 18 years old. I
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Breaking: Business Operations Temporarily Cease in Walnut Grove
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources report that business operations have temporarily ceased in Walnut Grove while everyone helps Charles Ingalls stack grain.
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Report: Miss Beadle Totally Making Out
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Miss Beadle totally made out with a man during the lunch break, students report. Mary Ingalls sat outside
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Just Once Charles Would Like Grange Trip Without Teenage Drama
Minneapolis, Minn.-Charles Ingalls, Hero Township’s representative for the Grange, has expressed disappointment that yet another convention is tainted with drama.
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Report: Charles Learned Nothing From Blind School Fire
Walnut Grove, Minn.-It has recently become apparent through an act of smoking in bed that Charles Ingalls learned nothing in
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Woman Enters Phase Of Life Where She Steals People’s Thunder
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports indicate that a local woman has had a change of life. Caroline Ingalls, wife of
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Editorial: How To Land A Job
Hey, we know it’s tough out there when you’re looking for a job. Sometimes the job application process seems endless
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Nels Oleson Starting To Regret Offering More Window Panes For Charles
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports indicate that Nels Oleson feels pangs of regret after offering additional cuts of glass to
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Charles Ingalls Gives City Too Much Credit In Development Of Albert’s Problems
Burr Oak, Iowa- Recent reports indicate that Charles Ingalls is giving the city too much credit in the development of
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Pain of Jack’s Passing Eased by Pa’s Smooth Chest
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The recent tragic passing of Jack, beloved dog of the Ingalls family, has been somewhat eased by Charles
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New Evidence Suggests Charles Ingalls Penned Lyrics to ‘No Sugar Tonight’ Nearly a Century Earlier Than The Guess Who
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Newly surfaced evidence suggests that Charles Ingalls can add songwriter to his resume. The song, “No Sugar Tonight”
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Charles Puts a Little Something Special in Pipe, Finally Understands Carrie
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In a surprising turn of recent events, Charles Ingalls admits that one day he put a little
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Charles Ingalls Has Another Bad Experience in City
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports confirm that Charles Ingalls, freshly returned to his humble abode after a visit to Milwaukee, had
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New Sources Suggest Failure to Cite Source as Cause of John Jr.’s Death
Chicago, Ill.– New sources suggest that John Sanderson, Jr.’s death may have been caused by failure to properly cite a
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All Knowledge of Societal Customs Flee as Jonathan and Charles Enter Sleepy Eye Eatery
Sleepy Eye, Minn.-Jonathan Garvey and Charles Ingalls of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, recently entered a restaurant in Sleepy Eye where sources
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Journalism Prophet Predicts Coining of ‘Yellow Journalism’
New York, New York–The recent sensationalistic tactics used by William Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer in this city to increase
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Charles Ingalls Suspected of Injuring Self on Purpose to Have Excuse to go Shirtless
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In the latest occurrence of Charles Ingalls’s injuries, it is suspected by some that the man injures himself
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Charles Ingalls To Host Farm Reform Camp
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Citing his many successes with reforming people’s problems by making them work on his farm, Charles Ingalls
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Charles Ingalls Reveals Dark History Behind Lack of Decorations in the Little House
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The little house that Charles Ingalls built for his family when they arrived in Walnut Grove has long
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